Why CLIF bars are awesome!

Most of my days as a nurse have been fueled by Gary Erickson's  fantastic little chewy rectangles.  Portability, variety, taste, caloric density, texture, price, packaging, company mission - it's all in there! ( http://www.clifbar.com/products/clif-bar/clifbar ) Plus (this sealed my loyalty forever) when Gary found out that a small school in southern Oregon, of which he was an alumnus, needed long-term sponsorship, he bought the whole thing and allowed the retiring professors, who are unsung national treasures, to remain living on campus.  It seems he spends his days trying to do good and that, my friends, is worth investing in.  So buy CLIF bars, eat CLIF bars, give some Chocolate Chip to the homeless, pass out Sierra Trail Mix on hikes, fill party punch bowls with Peanut Toffee Buzz, jam the bed of your truck with Pecan Pie and Blueberry Crisp at concerts, stuff a room with Banana Nut Bread and Carrot Cake and eat your way out, lay in a stock of Berry Pomegranate Chia and Black Cherry Almond for doomsday - lavish your loved ones with Gary's 68 grams of gastronomic goodness!