“Hey, how much
morphine should I give my comfort-care patient?”
The standard hospital dose
for intense pain is 2 mg.
“Jack that shit up, man, run it fast, make
him comfortable, you know?”
I didn’t
know, which was why I asked.
“Hmmm.”
I said. `
I went
back into the room. Right now it was running at 2 mg / hr. while the dying man huffed
like a gargling bear.
I’d
bolus-dosed the pump for about thirty seconds then stuck the bag with a
syringe, pulled 6 ml and pushed it in the IV fast to cover any breakthrough
pain. Twenty dubious family members
silently gave me the side-eye.
The morphine
bolus changed nothing. His limbs remained rigid, gaze locked downward, snoring
rapidly through his bubbling saliva. I
taught the family how to suction his mouth then left and found another
nurse. “I just hung a morphine drip for
my dying patient, what should I run it at?”
“If it was me, I’d jack that shit UP, put ‘em
in la-la land”, they said in passing.
“OK”, I
said and returned to the room, bumped it to 4.
The
family watched in disapproval. The
doctor called, “How’s it going?”
“Fine. We
pulled the tube at 5:00. I started the drip.
Family’s all in there, quiet.
Some crying, not much. Hey, how
fast should I run it, do you think?”
“Fast.
Jack that shit up.”
“Well, I don’t want to… you know, kill them.”
“Isn’t that kind of the point?”
“Yeah, I guess. I’ll bump it.
Thanks, doc.”
“Thank you. This was a tough one.”
“Yep.”
I
returned to the room, shouldered my way through the mute crowd, turned the
morphine to 10. If 2 was normal, 10 would be
pretty aggressive, right?
It was
odd that everyone said the exact same
thing, like a standard dark-humor catchphrase when someone was actively
dying. We all knew there was a razor-thin
line between ‘comfortable’ and ‘dead’ and no one wanted to put a number on
that. All I wanted was a ballpark figure but “jack that shit up” gave me
nothing.
My job
was to make him comfortable but the only way to tell the morphine’s effect was
if he stopped breathing; if that happened too early in the process the family
would freak. They were irrational but
they weren’t stupid. They would make the
connection between me tweaking the pain medicine and their loved one suddenly going
silent; if they hadn’t processed their grief stages to ‘acceptance’ they might
blame me for killing him. They looked
the type.
I found
my charge nurse. “We withdrew on bed
three. Morphine’s running. The order is to titrate for comfort – what
should I run it at?”
“If I was dying I’d want you to jack that shit up, make me happy. What’s he doing now?”
“Breathing like a
freight train, 40, 50 times / min., drooling all over the place. I’ve got the family on suction, gets them involved.”
“What’s the morphine at?”
“I’ve got him at 10.”
“Oh god, turn it up!”
“OK. To what? I don’t wanna just kill him, gotta ‘let nature
take its course’ and all. How do I know he’s comfortable without shutting him
down?”
“Well, what’s the standard order if you didn’t have a
drip? Isn’t it a 10 ml bolus every 10
min.? So run it at 60 and go up from
there.”
“Hmm. You’re right.
Thanks.”
Shit. He’s been under-dosed for an hour. He’s been suffering for an hour! Of course I knew that about the injection dose – so stupid!
I squeeze into the room again.
It’s silent but for the struggling rasp.
My fingers fly over the pump’s buttons and the drip increases to 60. The whir of the pump rises dramatically. I
worm my way out, almost to the door when a defensive voice, tight with
mistrust, asks me why I keep coming in.
“What you messin’ wit?” Forty dark, angry eyes skewer me.
“The pain medicine,” I say with confidence I do not feel. “I
want him to be comfortable. It’s what I would want if I was in his place.” I
smile and touch the questioner’s shoulder, part commiseration, part assurance
that I know what I’m doing and while I appreciate his astute questions, he
should trust me - I’m a nurse, for
heaven’s sake!
The
shift changes, my relief comes. I give
report on the dying patient. “How much
morphine have you given him?” she asks.
“I’ve got him on a drip at 60.”
“Sixty! You gotta jack that shit UP!”
Sometimes
I’m not sure I can do this anymore, that I should
do this anymore. I’ve been doing this
for ten years and I have no idea what I’m
doing.
My shit is all jacked up.
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